July 01, 2003

Preach On PatCH

And the little man said, "You will all die." So God sent a group of elderly gay men and women on a bus. And suddenly God was filled with a great happiness, for the little angry man had finally voiced the one certainty in life, the one certainty that life will eventually end, the one certainty that all men and women will inevitably face. And God wished in all His heart that the little man would understand that life was meant to be lived, that life was meant to be celebrated.

And then the little man said, "God hates all of you."

So God replied, "Fuck off, asshole," and sent the cops to take the little man away.

Posted by ronn at July 1, 2003 11:55 AM

Guess I was in one of my moods, huh, Ron? ;-) Posted by: Patrick on July 1, 2003 08:20 PM
We all need to be in that type of mood more often then! Posted by: ronn on July 2, 2003 09:05 AM